1. When people tell me that my sense of humor is offensive

    (Source: chickenshit, via humorland)

  2. (Source: ruinedchildhood, via humorland)

  3. neyruto:

    how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those 

    (via hanawasakura)

  4. turtlemoose19: thedoctorisaconsultinghunter: bboy-yung-buck: ihopericksantorum: Boom. Can everyone just reblog this once? apply cold water to the burn area ^

    turtlemoose19:

    thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

    bboy-yung-buck:

    ihopericksantorum:

    Boom.

    Can everyone just reblog this once?

    apply cold water to the burn area

    ^

    (via hipstarliner)

  5. damnthatswhack: Everything’s come full circle…It’s game over for me. [modernprimate]

    damnthatswhack:

    Everything’s come full circle…It’s game over for me.

    [modernprimate]

  6. aaronburrssexdungeon: askjksjlkjskllk

    aaronburrssexdungeon:

    askjksjlkjskllk

    (Source: perostiles, via thoracs)

  7. medikslounge:

    me.. everysingle last time… for everysingle one of these…

    (Source: manonfire, via noinkplease)

  8. basedgosh:

    which horny geologist named this mineral

    (via thoracs)

  9. (Source: shitshilarious, via legit-humor)

  10. how to kiss

    conversationparade:

    [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

    [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

    [step 3] move in for the kill

    (via hipstarliner)